5 posts tagged “consumating”
The following is an excerpt from American Dream 1.0 blog, in which I poke a lot of fun at myself. The question took place before the congressional elections of 2006. About half of this will only be funny to people on Consumating.
Just in case anybody thinks I can't be critical of myself in the same light hearted way I am of politicians...
If you were in politics, what would your career ending scandal entail?
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets", and if Mark Foley were any indication of the things to come, there's a lot of dirt on me (most of it here). And thanks to Google the investigation couldn't be easier: A simple Google query of my S/N uncovers instances of Beastiality, Underage drinking, possible substance abuse, and an inordinate amount of thought-crimes/treason. If that fails, a photo with Jack Abramov is only a photoshop brush away. Not that anyone need look any further than this site to strike paydirt...
In the off chance that my offline activities would actually merit scandal, I could imagine it involving myself, a best friend, and a bottle of Kettle One - I encourage my opponent to get ON TOP of that lead ;)
(From Consumating)
Looks like I have a few leftover periodicals right now:
- Diet: Coke
- Sminoff Pint special issue
- New Castle
- PC Magazine
I knew I never should have subscribed to Reader's DIGEST...
(From Consumating)
Those of you familiar with WIRED magazine's "Artifacts from the Future" series are probably best adjusted for these things. But for those of us dreaming of an even better cup of breakfast coffee, this is a major step forward.
This "new Coke" was picked up by the one and only Bitca, who seems to be busy sharing other of her interesting things and people that don't suck on her blog http://bitchtastic.com/ . I can only imagine what this means to someone with a Caffine molecule tatoo'd...
No word yet from the John Edwards campaign...(ROFL)
What Top 10 List are you most qualified to compile for 2006?
Top Ten "Top Ten lists" (of my expertise)
10.) Top Ten worst #1 singles that made the Billboard charts
9.) Top Ten subjects for Top Five lists
8.) Top Ten sites to waste your Friday night online
7.) Top Ten ways to alienate your local friends via social networking sites (i'm looking at you, consumating)
6.) Top Ten ways to become "more popular" than you on Consumating
5.) Top Ten ways to earn thumbs down (see above)
4.) Top Ten reasons to leave MySpace
3.) Top Ten of David Letterman's "Top Ten"s
2.) Top Ten reasons George W Bush should have been impeached for (in 2006 alone)
1.) Top Ten ways to avoid writing thesis papers using consumating.com (link here)
(From Consumating)
